diarrhea

diarrhea
1. (diarrhea) (2561↑, 160↓)
Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.

My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.

Author: thetwentythirdgod http://diarrhea.urbanup.com/254503
2. (diarrhea) (1424↑, 153↓)
When you piss out your asshole

After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.

Author: thatgirldrinkinglemonade http://diarrhea.urbanup.com/178604
3. (diarrhea) (677↑, 111↓)
Liquid [poop] that burns like [Hell] when it comes out of your [ass]. The bad side effect of eating anything from [Taco Bell] or [KFC]. Rhymes with [RIAA].

Aw MAN\!\!\! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my [underwear].

4. (diarrhea) (688↑, 162↓)
A poop smoothie.

Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.

5. (Diarrhea) (390↑, 103↓)
Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too

When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea\!

Author: CommunistWithAGun http://diarrhea.urbanup.com/420931
6. (diarrhea) (292↑, 81↓)
Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop

10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea\!

7. (Diarrhea) (344↑, 153↓)
A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.

Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products." (Peter quickly buzzes in.) Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea." (The audience laughs.) Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"

8. (diarrhea) (185↑, 52↓)
Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.

Your face smells like fucking diarrhea

9. (diarrhea) (179↑, 67↓)
The aftermath of eating White Castle.

I got diarrhea from eating White Castle.

10. (diarrhea) (134↑, 42↓)
Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

11. (diarrhea) (137↑, 47↓)
Violently explosive flaming burritos and hot sauce and mexicans that shoot out of every orifice in your body at precisely the speed of light. Has been known to start house/forest fires. You do NOT want to have diarrhea.

Heheheheh, hey Lois, diarrhea. OR Man, diarrhea is the worst.

12. (Diarrhea) (112↑, 36↓)
The brown, and very gooy version of [shit] that comes out when food is rushed out of your body, usually from overeating fast food like Burger King/McDonalds. Oftentimes known to come out when trying to [fart], other times without warning.

After I ate at Burger King, I had a bad case of diarrhea.

13. (Diarrhea) (137↑, 62↓)
When you truly feel like you have died in the rear.

I had that awful dieArear last night\!

14. (diarrhea) (96↑, 42↓)
A fiery liquid shit that comes out of your anus at a very fast pace to allow you to melt any solid object in a matter of miliseconds. If applied to a liquid, it'll cause the vapor to fuck you in the ass and make you fat. Suggestion: Stay away from taco bell.

"You know that mouse that was bothering me?... I killed it with diarrhea."

15. (diarrhea) (115↑, 61↓)
Motor oil blasted out of a person's asshole\!

Anytime after someone eats Pizza Hut.

16. (diarrhea) (77↑, 27↓)
A smelly substance that torpedos out of ones asshole. Reaching speeds of over 90 miles an hour. Diarrhea can come in a variety of colors and is always in a liquid state.

I was doing this girl up the butt and then she had diarrhea all over the place

Author: mastaecbbbestinwest http://diarrhea.urbanup.com/2085638
17. (diarrhea) (40↑, 0↓)
Analogous to vomit, exiting from the anus. Often accompanied by a singed asshole.

Random: Do farts have lumps? Me: Na dude, I think you just diarrhea'd Random: Mate, diarrhea doesn't have a verb form Me: I'd be more worried about that shit running down my leg if I were you.

18. (diarrhea) (73↑, 36↓)
Poop soup. Usually smells of sulfur and/or spiced meat.

This is a delicous bowl of Campbell's diarrhea, burrito variety. Mmm mmm good.

19. (diarrhea) (63↑, 30↓)
The stunningly painful feeling McDonalds spent years of research looking for a way to trigger. It'll get you as soon as you're finished eating and try getting up.

If you have a long road ahead of you after you get out of McDonalds, you'd better use the toilet before you leave, or you'll be painfully holding your diarrhea until you arrive home. Especially if there's blizzard outside, forcing you to slow down, and it's too late to stop anywhere.

20. (diarrhea) (53↑, 26↓)
the result of eating at taco bell. very agonizing and deadly.

come to think of it, their advertising might as well of said "yo quiero diarrhea."

21. (diarrhea) (58↑, 31↓)
To squirt liquid shit out the anal opening, usualy brought on by a recent trip to Taco bell, Mexico, McDonalds, Booger King; etc. etc.

"when you climb up a ladder and you hear something splatter, it's diarrhea\! (Look out below)\!

22. (diarrhea) (56↑, 30↓)
Loud, smelly, and it hurts. just like Scientology.

guy: i was walking to my next class when i felt the urge to fart, i aimed my ass towards an open locker and farted while pretending to investigate my pencil. i felt my underwear and ass cheecks fill with a warm liquid, i was terrified, i thought maybe i should run to the bathroom but i realized that would be too obvious because diarrhea would go flying everywhere and everyone would know it was me, so i thought quickly, I grabbed a blind kid and had him walk directly behind me as i lead him to the bathroom telling him id give him candy, i got to the bathroom and had the blind kid lay in front of the door to make sure no one came in and cleaned myself up. disgusting day tbh.

23. (diarrhea) (80↑, 55↓)
Liquid crap that shoots out of your but at such incredible volasities that it is capable of breaking the very fine fabric of space which can create interdimensional vortexes to any possible dimension except the 7th and 298th dimension which are too improbable to exist.Tacobell can create this affect.

Oh man\! I diarrheaed sooooo fast that I broke time and fell back into the 18th Dimension\!

Author: Albert Einstein 2 the 3rd http://diarrhea.urbanup.com/1167627
24. (Diarrhea) (46↑, 26↓)
The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.

Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.

25. (diarrhea) (49↑, 29↓)
Explosive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating consumption of one of many of fine items offered Hardee's.
26. (diarrhea) (49↑, 32↓)
Hot,watery shit that squirts out of your ass at high speeds.PAINFULL\!\!\!\!

When you're fuckin' up a ho and your ass is gonna blow,diarrhea,diarrhea

27. (diarrhea) (32↑, 16↓)
when you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst when you're on second base and your pants are out of place when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases

Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea This project is totally diarrhea up the nose This soup tastes like diarrhea

28. (diarrhea) (73↑, 57↓)
1.Gay men's period. 2.Make straight guy feels like oversexed gay.

1.Ennis: Hey Jack, let go bareback mountin'. Jack: I'm afraid not, Ennis, I've got my diarrhea\! 2.Damn, I've got a pain in the ass, must be the stupid diarrhea\!

29. (diarrhea) (30↑, 16↓)
Diarrhea is when your [shit] is all sloppy and liquidy Comes from eating too many sugar free Polos, amoung other things.

"Dude I got fucking diarrhea 'coz of that crap I ate\!" "Nice, thanks for tellin' me." "No probz"

30. (diarrhea) (31↑, 18↓)
Liquid poop that shoots out of your butthole at million miles an hour ripping anything in it's path (undees, pants,ect.,ect.) causing the victoms bowels to hurt really bad, and it smells.

I had explosive diarrhea from taco bell\! My stomach hurts like hell\!

31. (Diarrhea) (23↑, 12↓)
WARNING: This is no ordinary crap. Contains a really wide [blast radius] that will plaster your toilet, and is like eating a habanero pepper only instead it is a liquid projectile being discharged out your ass causing extreme pain like someone blow torched the rim of your ass hole. BE ADVISED: Dell Taco and Taco Bell are the number 1 causes of Diarreha

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY\! NOT [DIARRHEA]\!\! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! I knew i shouldn't have ate at [Dell Taco].

32. (diarrhea) (11↑, 1↓)
No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.

The fast food I had last night gave me wicked diarrhea

33. (diarrhea) (15↑, 5↓)
It's like vomit from your asshole.

I tried to engage my butt's gag reflex with a finger. I soon discovered my anus wasn't truly a mouth and the only common trait shared was regurgitation. Diarrheal carnage ensued.

34. (diarrhea) (25↑, 15↓)
shit that is so wet you have to wipe drips of it off your balls

dude took a while everything come out alright? yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower

Author: kiwi in training http://diarrhea.urbanup.com/2735311
35. (Diarrhea) (25↑, 16↓)
Butt vomit.

I ate so much cajun food today that I had diarrhea for days.

36. (diarrhea) (10↑, 3↓)
When liquid, watery crap comes flying out your ass at high speeds, destroying anything that isn't made of porcelain that gets in its way. Known for causing extreme amounts of pain. Similar to a shotgun, except it hurts the shooter more than the shot. For this reason, I like to call it "Shotgun Shit". Caused by eating too much fast food or anything from a Mexican food stand.

*After eating burrito from food stand* To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?\! Yo tengo diarrhea\! (Where is the bathroom?\! I have diarrhea\!) -Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.

37. (diarrhea) (42↑, 36↓)
When you piss shit out yur ass

doesn't hurt that bad...

38. (diarrhea) (6↑, 1↓)
A shot consisting of: 1 part Kahlua 1 part Baileys Irish Cream 1 part Southern Comfort

Lemme get 10 diarrheas on the house\!

39. (Diarrhea) (8↑, 3↓)
When your ass turns into Mt. St. Helens and spews molten rock and lava from your asshole. Depending on what you ate beforehand, the pain endured can range from a mild annoyance to the equivalent of a soldering iron shoved deep into your rectum.

(Person 1 hears violent screaming emitting from the bathroom door) Person 1: Is someone getting murdered in there? Person 2: Nah, it's just Jim. He got diarrhea from that Taco Bell he had earlier. Person 1: Ah.. Poor Jim. :l

40. (Diarrhea) (1↑, 0↓)
Liquid shit, lots of farts and pain in the ass. Watch out for it becuse there is nothing you can do agianst it. Here is a description of a really bad case of diarrhea.

Emily was the sexiest girl in the high school. A chubby brunette with a great body. But one day in the first school hour Emilys stomach rumbled. She had diarrhea. It was only by holding her anus tight and squeezing her butt cheeks tight together that she managed to hold it in. Just doing that was painful. Then after a hard day of holding the diarrhea in she rushed home. The boys coming bye on her way home was looking on her butt thinking it was sexy, not knowing that behind these was several liters of diarrhea waiting to be unleashed. She got home and pulled crying her jeans down and placed her enormous butt on the toilet, just in time. The diarrhea came crackling out with such force that her anus was expanded until a soccer ball would be able to fit in it. Her butt cheeks was ripped long away from each other, and covered in the diarrhea that crackled out of her beautiful ass. Because of that she was screaming in pain and horror. Flies in the bathroom dropped dead from the smell of her shitting. It sounded like a great amount of wet sticky mud that together with compressed air was forced out of a too little hole. The diarrhea was also splatting onto the walls. Long after her stomach was finally empty. The toilet was filled with shit, still bubbling with her methane gas. The toilet had broken under her bombing butt. She rushed to fix it all and soon the bathroom was good as new. In Monday she came to the school and the boys was thinking that her giant butt was sexy.

41. (Diarrhea) (23↑, 23↓)
Second level Diarrhea spell in the FINAL FANTASY series.

Cloud casts Diarrhea. Sephiroth takes 2430 damage\!

42. (diarrhea) (43↑, 52↓)
Keanu Reeves also known as cheap baby food

I got diarrhea from a dirty Mexican

43. (diarrhea) (20↑, 32↓)
brown watery poo that comes out of your ass

i had diarrhea for five days

44. (diarrhea) (22↑, 48↓)
shit that blows out of a tuba, or a gonzo nose
45. (diarrhea) (25↑, 67↓)
liquid feces

I love Diarrhea\! I love Diarrhea slushys\! Diarrhea slushys are sooo good\!

46. (diarrhea) (11↑, 53↓)
long form of the word dio

dude this fucking house smells like diarrhea.

47. (diarrhea) (28↑, 78↓)
the word no one knows how to spell..except me. cuz i'm cool.

Diarrhea smells.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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